His name's Martin Barney; I've heard some of the younger lot call him 'Barmey Barney.' I don't know what he does for a living but he had a child taken away on account of being a squib, and his wife blamed him for it and left him.

He's certainly got reasons for his hatred of the Ministry but shouting about it in our beer garden's only going to invite trouble.

Do you reckon we should ban him from coming back?