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Remus Lupin ([personal profile] alt_lupin) wrote2013-04-28 09:17 pm

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There's still nothing in the papers, but we're hearing rumours that Dolores Umbridge is dead. There are a few who are saying she's dead at Harry's hands, though others are insisting she was killed by someone else and Harry permitted to take credit or blame, it's not entirely clear which.

Minerva, surely you've heard SOMETHING.

Sprout, Poppy, any updates on Cedric Diggory? The rumours sounded rather grim, where Diggory was concerned.
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[personal profile] alt_mcgonagall 2013-04-29 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
I have heard plenty, but most from my fellow Death Eaters, so you must take it with a very large grain of salt and apply to Severus and Poppy and Miss Granger for accuracy checking. Perhaps the most interesting information I can give comes from the Dark Lord himself.

I had not been expecting it but mid-way through tea with some of my more hen-like friends (they are very good at keeping off the more predatory element of New London, simply because men are utterly uninterested in their conversation) an owl summoned me to Buckingham. Of course one cannot put such invitations off.

At first it seemed that He had forgotten that he had ever sent for me. He ignored my presence entirely, working on a diagram of some sort. The room was so dim I could not see what it was; his eyes have changed, perhaps, with whatever he has been doing to himself. Or he might have cast some localised charm upon himself to improve his sight. In any case, he worked quietly at it for awhile as I pretended not to be present.

Finally he looked up and said, 'the boy did his duty, in the end, Headmistress.' I did not at first understand what he meant. 'You never thought he could, did you? But I knew better. I always know better.'

He went on like that for some time before dismissing me. It was not a very enlightening interview; but from it I am given to understand that he intends to give me Hogwarts back (whatever the Board of Governors might say) and that he considers young Harry to have killed Madam Umbridge and to deserve accolades for the deed. And that my Occlumency, for the nonce, continues as strong as ever.

The truth is that Harry did not kill the woman, according to Miss Granger; she has apparently been turned into a toad and imprisoned in one of those horrible little kitten plates which used to decorate her office. The kittens in the plates have been freed and are happily wreaking havoc on the castle. Cedric Diggory, it seems, was a casualty of the mêlèe. A mystery man who showed up via Floo comes into it somehow—how, no one has seen fit to inform me—but as to his identity, I know nothing.
Edited 2013-04-29 02:58 (UTC)
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[personal profile] alt_fred 2013-04-29 11:07 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah. A definite improvement.

It was dead satisfying to do it, too.
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[personal profile] alt_george 2013-04-29 11:11 am (UTC)(link)
That is....We did the Transfiguration, and Hermione's the one who knew the spell to pop her into the plate.
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[personal profile] alt_bill 2013-04-29 11:46 am (UTC)(link)
Quite an....imaginative solution, gents.
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[personal profile] alt_fred 2013-04-29 11:47 am (UTC)(link)
We pride ourselves on our imagination.