Did you know Pansy has a proper elf? The sort that wants to PLEASE her mistress, doesn't make any un-asked-for judgements about her friends and relationships, cleans and bakes and follows instructions the way you meant them rather than following them to the letter?

After all these years with Kreacher I'd begun to think that other sort of elf was a myth, but apparently Pansy has one.

Anyway. Yes. It's almost a shame we can't gift him to her, I imagine he'd serve her with rather more enthusiasm than he does us.