He could have done, but then there's the protections around Hermione's - what does she call it, a cubby? - well, Minerva says that no student could have broken them and then reset them without tripping the alarms.

It's just - this wouldn't be the first time she's got drunk at a critical moment. If that's what happened.

I'd feel better if I'm there and can see for myself what in Circe's name is going on. If nothing else I can prowl the school by night and give the students a new legend to pass to one another.