Remus Lupin

Seeing as there was no possible way to answer that wouldn't get me thwapped on the nose with the Sunday edition of the Prophet, I thought I'd go for the truth. Told you before, you're well attractive, but would you really want me ogling you in your knickers? Didn't think so.

And since you're totally uncooperative in helping me achieve a teenage fantasy, perhaps I'll just support Moony's idea and we'll make sure it's a tie between you and Allie, and you'll have to share the rule of us all.